Divine Retribution
We learned something new today. Er.
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Well f*ck, I’m screwed. How is this okay?
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#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
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no·ble (nbl) | adj. no·bler, no·blest
[…] 2. Having or showing qualities of high moral character, such as courage, generosity, or honor: a noble spirit.
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hey, if it’s consensual and the horse is able to come up and ask for it then ok, to each his own. but obviously he cant so thats what makes that messed up, forcin urself on an animal.
its extremely embarrassing to read this too. wtf. i didn’t know the number was that low. gay marriage should be fuckin legal EVERYWHERE!!
(Source: xxlocalibbersxx, via thatbritishone)
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There is only one way Britain will ever win Eurovision again, and I really hate to have thought of this.
One Direction is the answer.
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